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then what should I do?


sit and wait to get banned again?....


les stupid.....

This is war.

yup....

a war between

the LAZY admin

and

the SPAMMER COMMUNITY MOD.

war between the bad and the good....

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even so....

admin wont even care to OL....

or post.....

hayzzz......

He's actually busy with his server.

-____- what server?

@ the two mods

what war?

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instead of me having fun in this thread.. it has become a ghost town..

-____-

it is ....

war about the post of admin

the use of foul words....

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admin....

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His MU Server he's working on.

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shaking of my hands.....

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Deaf Note


From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.


“A Notebook that can turn people deaf? Wow, you better look out Lord Byron!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Deaf Note

“What?!”

~ Beethoven on Deaf Note



“Damn, I thought you said a Death Note; I could've really used that.”

~ Dr. Phil on Deaf Note


Deaf Note (Japanese: デッフノート, Deffu Nōto) is the name of a manga and anime series. It was written by MC Hammer, illustrated by Eminem, and is the only good anime adult swim has aired in years.
Contents
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* 1 Plot
* 2 Main Characters
* 3 The Rules of the Deaf Note
o 3.1 Written Rules
o 3.2 Unwritten Rules

Plot

Deaf Note is about a boy named Lite Brite who finds a notebook one day that was put there by a Rockigami or God of Rock called Ronnie James Dio. This notebook has the power to turn people deaf almost immediately through the use of annoying songs. If one wants to, one can write the song that causes deafenings; otherwise, the deafening is caused by a sudden heart attack. Lite realizes the power of this, and starts to turn everybody that he does not like deaf. He does this under the name of Shakira, so as not to be found by the police, his mother-in-law or the fangirls stampede.

A twenty-year old boynamed LMNOP (Lite's evil clone.) thinks that this is wrong, and starts an organization against Lite. They manage to do this because to turn people deaf, Lite needs to know how their face looks and what music is on their iPod. LMNOP and his MMORPG Guild members stop bringing iPods because LMNOP will make their heads explode. (And because LMNOP has a Zune.) This however loses the MMORPG guild many of its members because they like iPods.
[edit] Main Characters

* Lite Brite

A seemingly perfect boy genius, Lite Brite is secretly an evil bastard that loves torturing people with bad songs. After Ronnie James Dio gave him the Deaf Note, Lite has been going on a mass deafening spree.

* LMNOP

A twenty-year old who is against Lite's abuse of the Deaf Note. He feels that the Deaf Note should be thrown into a fire or stomped with the weight of his own eye-bags specially developed by watching anime overnight without sleep or seeing porn. He has long arguments with one of her friends, W ( later his name is revelead as Weenie ), about what to do with the Deaf Note. W thinks that the Deaf Note should be sent to Mars. LMNOP has some strange quirks suchs as standing like a monkey, feel abnormal attraction to nerd main characters with anger management and drinking from the toilet with a straw. He is also know as the most awesomest being.

* Ronnie James Dio

The God of Rock who dropped the Deaf Note and leader of the Rockigami band known as DIO. Dio is addicted to tangelos and if he doesn't get them he starts to randomly sing the main theme song of Friends.

* Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka, more commonly known as Mello, is a crossdressing crack addict who is always eating chocolate. Willy has to get liposuction every day so he looks anerexic after eating chocolate every second of his/her life.

* Funzy da Klown

An african jew who attended Lite Brite's 73rd birthday party. His role was blowing very long balloons for Lite since it is indeed, his birthday. However, Lite killed him by writing his foot size (66) in the deaf note and specified that he is deafened by a balloon explosion. He did this because he does not like to have clowns blowing his balloon. This incident was very crucial for LMNOP in his quest to free polka music and other horrible noises (like this).


The Rules of the Deaf Note

Written Rules



* When a person's iPod's name is written in the Deaf Note, they will be come deaf.
* One must have the pitch of the person's voice to deafen in mind when writing the ipod's name.
* The person will turn deaf in 40 seconds by a sudden-eardrum-attack if nothing else is specified.
* If something else is specified, one has 6 minutes and 40 seconds to write the details of the deafening.
* Those humans who touches a Deaf Note is able to withstand and detect the horrible shriekings of the Rockigami that was the original owner.
* Those who has used the Deaf Note can neither go to Classic or Hip-Hop.
* The details of the person's deafening can be manipulated to any possible extent, including controlling the which beat the person will become deaf on.
* When a rockigami deafens a person, their natural frequency is amplified by the square of that person's pitch, however a human cannot increase their natural frequency.

[edit] Unwritten Rules

* If something impossible is written in the notebook, the victim will turn deaf from sudden-eardrum-attack.
* One can obtain the Rockigami's Ears that grants its wearer the ability to read people's iPod's names by just looking at their faces in exchange for his/her virginity.
* If one comes to possess three or more Deaf Notes on a Thursday, and their pen runs out of ink while writing a iPod's name but less than 40 in the second Note that they obtained within 40 hours of obtaining the third Deaf Note (unless it was obtained from a Rockigami and not another human), the current leader of Egypt will spontaneously combust unless he or she has eaten a tangelo within the last 40 minutes.
* One cannot see a Rockigami unless he/she touches it's clitoris.

pardon the last statement.. me did not make this kasi...

..........dont worry....

I dunno what clitoris is even if ive read the definition...

if I cant see the picture....

im not a perv person........

Naruto Addiction

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you`re cooler and smarter.
· You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

lol

OMG..this..this is...SOOO LOOOONG!!

CONVERSATION
Gaara&Sasuke

G: Hey, your the Uchiha kid, right?
S: Yea I am
G: Your a sharigan user, right?
S: Yea I am
G: Your gay, right?
S: Yea I am
G: So your the one who raped Naruto last night, right?
S: Yea I am
S: Hey! Wait!

FREAK!!!....LOL....
ahahahaha....
no stealing of GAARA!!!